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Tuesday
09Jun2009

10 Irrational Behaviors on Twitter that’d make you look crazy in Real Life 

1. Write letters to inanimate objects or brands: “Dear 34 Bus, if you don’t show up in ten minutes, I’m going to consider hitch hiking as a permanent solution to transportation.”

2. Repeating a statement word for word that was just said minutes before.

3. Following someone even though they don’t want to talk to you.

4. Walking into a crowd on Friday morning and shouting out the names of eight best friends.

5. Quietly handing someone a note that is asking them to join your Spymaster league.

6. Proving someone wrong in a debate by referring to statement they made exactly twenty-four days ago at 3:30pm CST.

7. Carrying a rubber stamp in your pocket and slamming the word “FAIL” on everything you don’t like.

8. Jumping out of an alley and responding to a question that someone asked someone else.

9. Taking real words and melding them together cleverly while NOT being a rapper.

10. Having 100,000 people walking behind you and you’re NOT the Verizon guy.