10 Irrational Behaviors on Twitter that’d make you look crazy in Real Life
Tuesday, June 9, 2009 at 12:03PM 
1. Write letters to inanimate objects or brands: “Dear 34 Bus, if you don’t show up in ten minutes, I’m going to consider hitch hiking as a permanent solution to transportation.”
2. Repeating a statement word for word that was just said minutes before.
3. Following someone even though they don’t want to talk to you.
4. Walking into a crowd on Friday morning and shouting out the names of eight best friends.
5. Quietly handing someone a note that is asking them to join your Spymaster league.
6. Proving someone wrong in a debate by referring to statement they made exactly twenty-four days ago at 3:30pm CST.
7. Carrying a rubber stamp in your pocket and slamming the word “FAIL” on everything you don’t like.
8. Jumping out of an alley and responding to a question that someone asked someone else.
9. Taking real words and melding them together cleverly while NOT being a rapper.
10. Having 100,000 people walking behind you and you’re NOT the Verizon guy.